| 10 yr old me: | omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait |
| current me: | spills cereal on self |
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
(via hopeless-in-a-dream)
